Joao Felix: The Prodigy or The Fraud?

This is the FAILix thread, not the Bruno thread. So if you want to stay on topic and keep it real, then let's focus on why this piece of shit is still being forced down everyone's throat when he's been a perennial failure at every team he's played on.

Fact: Bruno didn't miss a PK, cuck boy FAILix did and sent his team home.

Another fact: Bruno has a team. FAILix doesn't.

 

Saudi league is the best in the world, why do you think Ronaldo, Neymar, Benzema, Henderson, Gerrard, etc went there?

 

If Felix was smart, he would head over to the Saudi league, makes millions, do nothing and get automatic call ups to the NT until he hits 38. Win win for Felix

 

He already does nothing and gets called up. Mendes assures that happens every single time.

 

Fitting

 

Pretty weird how much you dislike the guy.

 

Pretty weird this dude still has a career despite being so terrible and single handedly costing Portugal a semi-final berth at the Euro. Kinda weird this dude continues getting call-ups over far superior players simply because:

1. He's a Benfica product, and because 70% of the country are spineless, glory-hunting Benfica dick-riders, he continues to get call ups
2. He's a Mendes client, so no matter how poorly he plays, he'll still be passed around clubs like a cheap hooker
3. Atletico were dumb enough to unload the brinks truck for this bum despite only 6 months of first team football

The fact that this dude even exists is stifling the national team careers of many other players who are far superior than him. And he continues to be shoved down our throats for the 3 reasons mentioned above. A shit player who, had he been from SCP or FCP, we would've never heard from him again and he'd be an afterthought 3 years ago.

 

Dude still , let it go dude .

 

Nah I'm good. For sure not taking advice from someone who has no idea what a PK is. Now get back to mowing the lawn old man.

 

I guarantee I spent more time on a soccer field than you ever did, now I’m going to “cut the grass” while judging by your posts, you keep smoking the grass

 

Meanwhile bruno finished in 8th place and played like utter shit at the euro. Then he made vague statements indicating he wanted to leave United, received zero interest, and then extended his contract with his 8th place team. What a loser

Felix will retire a Portuguese and la liga champion.

 

Doing what? Cutting the grass?

 

Felix will retire as:

• The dude who was publicly humiliated when he got cucked by Porro smashing his lady, and then she got passed around to some scrub race car driver.
• The dude who nobody wanted and got passed around with Atletico begging anyone for this flop.
• The only Portuguese player to shit the bed and miss their PK at the Euro, knocking Portugal out.
• The biggest flop is world soccer history.

That will be his legacy: a steaming, stinking ass turd of a player.

 

Playing league games , then licensed coach for 10 years. I know it’s not as impressive as you 20 years of Xbox soccer

 

Felix must be reading this thread, he scored today

 

After the game was already over at 5-2. Also against Gestifute FC.

 

Bench warming trash. Stick a fork in him. His career is over.

 

Joao Felix is one of our worse signings ever. Completely useless player if our owners have any backbone we sell him as soon as we can

— CFCAden (@CFCAden) October 6, 2024

 

Comes on in the 81st minute & misses a open header. Gestifute doing everything to keep this bum's career alive.