OTT 54 - Yes, we bought 85 players, and no we won't get punished

The state of Utd is truly incredible. Imagine thinking its a good idea to build your defense around a 5'6" centerback, your midfield an 18 and 33 year old, and your offense around the whiniest quitter in the league.

 

And they are the good ideas.

 

Wayne Rooney, ex-professional athlete .....

 

well ok, here's the real photo ....

 

I read that all but 2 (I think) of the players he used yesterday were from his previous teams - including all of the 5 subs he brought on.

 

Why so tense?

Relaaaax Wayne.

 

They have a lot of good players.
And Maresca seems to be able to shoehorn some of them onto the field together.
But they still don't have much of an identity

 

I hope they don't call Tuchel...He could get them organized for the next 1.5 seasons.

 

Reason? real get a phantom call and you want a reason?
The VAR they paid off must have contracted food poisoning and they weren't able to get to his replacement in time.

That was so bad that the Spanish FA has to investigate just what the h*ll the call was.

 

My guess is that the ref thought Correa had Maradona-ed the ball into the net and did him for intentional handball, deception, etc. But on the replay and VAR, it wasn’t even close, so the ref and VAR had nowhere to go other than to overturn it.

 

Man Utd fans will always have those first 16 hours of the season. Great days… pic.twitter.com/5xBHVZLKum

— Paddy Power (@paddypower) September 30, 2024

 

This isn't necessarily the worst thing, but it won't work if you end up bringing over the crap ones.

 

Whoever put this filter on the clowns videos take a bow…. Brilliant 🤣 pic.twitter.com/rUveLGIAt4

— SuperSpurs (@Superspurs131) September 29, 2024

 

Watching Bournemouth Southampton.

Semenyo is a very interesting player. Him, Mbeumo or Bakayoko to replace Mo in summer? (provided we can't push the boat and move for someone like Raphinha/Rodrygo)