JumpinJackFlash

Location:

Soviet Britannia

Club:

Juventus FC

League:

Italy - Serie A

Nat'l Team:

Kazakhstan

Least Favorite Club:

FC Internazionale Milano

Do you play soccer:

Yes

Position you play:

Forward

Player you'd most like to meet:

Maradona, Baggio, Sivori (RIP), Del Piero, Camoranesi

About Me:

For now I live in cold, rainy Soviet Britannia, a distant European outpost under the control of the United States of Obamastan. There are too many Muslims and not enough sun and beaches. If Gordon Brown wins the next election I am moving to Spain and from there hoping that PP can save the world. In terms of football, I watch Serie A.. have supported Juventus since childhood, though I have heavy sympathies for Napoli.

Interests:

Girls. Being Moderate Centrist. Girls. Anticommunism. Girls.